Metrosexuals

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Metrosexuals

Postby Mad Dan Eccles on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:42 am

Octavia wrote:
Except you, tiddles. From what you've said about your personal grooming I imagine you've got some sort of metrosexual cologne thing going.
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Re: Metrosexuals

Postby Dr Mike on Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:33 pm

Why?
Bollocks. I was so excited about showing off my lipid-based prowess I failed to notice that Chall was talking about Dick.
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Re: Metrosexuals

Postby tideliar on Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:07 pm

Because I'm worth it!

:D 8) :D 8) :D 8)
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Re: Metrosexuals

Postby frogfactory on Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:37 pm

I'm not sure you're allowed to call yourself a metrosexual unless you exfoliate. Do you? :p
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Re: Metrosexuals

Postby tideliar on Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:35 pm

Cleanse, tone & moisturize.

I have a nice scrubber for the former, I work out religiously for the middling, and I swear by pure African Shea butter for the latter

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Re: Metrosexuals

Postby tideliar on Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:48 pm

Huh, lookie here - 3 years later and I'm still gorgeous! Must be working.

FWIW, hair is longer so not as metrosexual now, but it looks great when treated with V05 conditioning oil and little touch of organic rough-rusk gelle

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